Friday, April 11, 2008

Orchids for tantra

My tantric orchid will look like this

Janet and I have started growing orchids. Her ex-roommate got us started and taught us how to feed the flowers with special banana gels.

I have seen his orchids and they look very much like the one above.

I say they are extremely eye-candy and erotic.

You know what they have done to Janet and our private life.

Her ex-roommate is gay.

Janet is a slightly dominant lipstick lesbian.

I am a slightly passive, sundress-wearing MILF lesbian.

I love tantric orchids.

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